From Burning Man 2007:
"Having sex with you is like having sex with Pigpen."
"Where are my pants?" x3
"As long as I'm at Burning Man I might as well fuck a monkey."
"Too bad they don't have real monkeys here."
"Heaven - the great big rave in the sky."
"Does 'Sheriff' have 2 'f's in it?"
"Thank God for all the bottoms in the world."
"Shit on my dick or bleed on my knife."
"You need a chinese-finger cozy."
"Anybody wanna borrow my hot pant?"
"Are you a cop? I don't believe ya'- show me your dick."
and finally....
"Nice jock strap!" presumably said to Nick of course.
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