Paradise Motel
"pounded young rice and purple yam"
"When it's Wednesday night and I'm drunk as shit, stumbling back, it's the Paradise Motel sign I'll look for."
"Apparently Dima's ass doesn't come with spell check."
"It takes a lot to shock a bunch of jaded fags from San Francisco, but standing on top of an RV and shaving your snatch pretty much does the trick."
"Is this going to make my ass explode?"
"I'm just a girl looking for a heart beat... I'm just a girl and all I need is a pulse."
"Spud Muffin"
"Who's good at pounding?"
"If only you were as good at driving rebar as you are at hammering a joke into the ground, we'd be done already."
"Are those lights the art, or am I on mushrooms?"
"So, what was your name?" (OK, I don't get this one)
"Look, it's the bad trip-mobile."
"Look out for the art, Kris."
"This is just the worst piece of gum ever. At first it was too sweet, then now it feels like I'm eating peppers."
<Image of a quote forthcoming, whenever I get around to it.>
"I know I have trashy taste... (brings shot glass to face) I'm catching a faint whiff of Boones Farm."
"I wanted meatballs."
"He's even cute when I'm watching him sleep."
"It feels weird having all of these clothes on."
"I only need to vacuum out my ass before I eat more Cheese-Its."
"I only had to Roto-Rooter my nose with wet wipes."
"I love to blow snowballs."
"I'm not feeling bouncy, I'm feeling wobbly."
"Tom's underwear are all kinds of amazing."
"This child-proof cap is really kicking my ass."
"Somebody's been doing a lot of nitrous."
"Fore!" *clink*
"Mi gato no comprendes los sacapuntas! Or should it be no entiendes?" Translation: My cat doesn't understand pencil sharpeners. Does anybody know where this quote came from?
"I'll tell you in another life, when we are both cats. (meow! meow!)"
"I don't understand why people are saying that Vanilla Sky doesn't make sense. It makes perfect sense. And I think it actually is better than the original - Abere Los Ojos (Open Your Eyes) - because it added romance to the story. I think memory is fascinating because we could live all our life very happy because we have this memory of someone or something that made us who we are. And I really loved the fact that David Aames was hanging on to the memory of Sofia so it was very bittersweet at the end when he said: 'I want a real life, I don't wanna dream anymore.' I would've continued living in the dream with Sofia. But I hope the managed to actually get together again, when they are both cats. =)"
<Image of a quote written on a paper towel will be added here, one of these days.>
"I was going to say something profound..., but then I realized that I'm not in T.I. or in the RV. I'm in an effing mutant animal tent at 1:40pm and oh god I really should put on some sunblock."
"I know that I would probably die sad and alone and half-eaten by dogs because I think like this, but I still believe in prince charmings, wishing upon a star, and happy endings.
"... Don't worry, the R.V. is still driveable."
"Lady Liberty doesn't seem to fit."
"When do they come to collect the garbage?"
"That gives a whole new meaning to the phrase 'Losing your marbles.'" (Regarding the use of marbles at the DIY Dildo workshop.)
"I climbed some big tall thing and got really paranoid."
"Stop flashing at me!"
"Okay Mr. Two-headed fire-breathing dragon. Go ahead and fuck me with either of your penises." (also quoted with: "stick both of your penises in me.")
"The last time we saw him we were jumping off the diesel smelling, exploding art car."
"The sparkling bush showed me the way home."
"My penis is adorable right now."
"Double standards are still standards."
"You give better head than my boyfriend."
"If he wakes up, don't let him anywhere near the G."
"I'm not too good at this, my partner usually does the slinging."
"Mommy's little terrorist.""They blow up so fast."
"No, there's just some beef jerky and condoms."
"I got left in the middle of the desert, and an imaginary hill farted at me."
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